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Keenan through ball

A 'Keenan through ball' is a colloquial term derived from the latin saying 'Keenan throughith ballith'. It has been adopted more recently to describe a beatifully flighted chip pass in Fifa 11 of which only one man can complete, seriously only one man. Throughout history the term has been heard on numerous occasions such as when the Romans first invaded Britain; artefacts found read "Gregoran Keenantiosis, a high ranking chief of the empire, a Legotas Regionas if you will, was seen in town today, his hat tilted ever so slightly, which made all around want to be in his gang per chance, was moving fair maidens along when his hat, or officially Roman war helmet (from All Saints), suddenly fell to the ground. Aghast, rather than lose face with said vixens all around, Gregoras took one touch of the helmet with his left boot, then with his right and graciously proceeded to deliver the most poetic flick, spinning the helmet high through the air to a passing Centurion who volleyed it in to a passing carriage." Seen by many as an act of lunacy at the time, history dictates that what was witnessed that day went on to change many peoples lives as well as form the template for Italian football many centuries later.
by Pontius Pilate213 March 20, 2011
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Second thoughts

When you approach a girl at a bar or in a club and she doesn't want to talk to you or dance with you and blows you out, so you leave her alone. But later in the evening you see her making eyes at you because she has had second thoughts and decided she wants to talk to you after all.
Hey mate that bird who blew you out earlier, she's staring at you like she's having second thoughts. Get in there lad.
by warriorinwoolworths January 31, 2021
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niggas really be on cock though

when niggas really be gay. Phrase said by Lil Yachty.
Mom: "Grandma died yesterday from stage 4 cancer"
Non gay niggas: "Niggas really be on cock though"
by nongayniggaz June 24, 2018
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I really hope someone sees this. This has to work, right? There must be some way to get out of here. Somebody save me! I've been here for weeks. I just want to be home.
Help! I'm trapped on Urban Dictionary, and the only way I can reach my realm is through defining a word.
by Rambunctious Raccoon April 11, 2021
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shit through a screen door

An extremely runny, liquidy shit that would pass completely through the screen of a door, if the opportunity arose.
"Drinking too much of that fancy beer makes me shit through a screen door."
by Kristi go January 13, 2007
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thoughtmosphere

the collective atmosphere of thoughts surrounding the earth and emanating out into all dimensions
this credit crisis crap is really destroying our thoughtmosphere

urban dictionary is one of the best ways to discover new places in our thoughtmosphere
by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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for real, though

1. To agree with what's being said.
"That boy is straight SHADY!" "For real, though."
by swirlgirl October 27, 2004
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