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The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.
I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.
by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015
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Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.
"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."
by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009
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barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.
"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.
by mronesuit August 12, 2009
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Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".
A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
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tree sap

The sweat that men get on their taints.
"Dude,after working out I got some serious tree sap.
by matt3296 June 10, 2009
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Tree

Did you see that TREE today?
by koalasarebetterthanyou March 28, 2015
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