Snail trail

The pre seminal fluid left in undergarments or bedcloths following a major erection that did not result in ejaculation.

With all that lovely hifi equipment, I left a snail trail in my pants!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Snail-trailing

Those really annoying people who, when you're cycling, don't overtake but drive behind you for ages really slowly and menacingly! Mainly old people. Could also apply to high-school stalkers..

"This guy was snail-trailing me"

by Myv November 11, 2008

Trail of Tears

The little droplets of cum that drip out of a woman's vagina onto the floor as she makes the journey to the bathroom to clean herself off after intercourse.

Helen left a huge trail of tears after having to walk through the kitchen to get to the bathroom.

by Partsguru13 June 3, 2017

Snail Trail

When someone’s pee lands on the floor in stead of in the toilet/urinal

“Looks like someone left a snail trail over here next to the toilet.”

by DiarrheaDan August 23, 2019

Trail the Puss

Trailing the puss; verb; to hunt or seek the sweet loins of a woman, often performed with large amounts of glitter.

CAUTION: trailing the puss is known, in some rare cases, to turn vaginas sideways. Please contact your nearest health care professional if these side effects occur.

"Just take a glitter bath everyday you're bound to trail the puss"
"I thought I got lucky last night but her puss was trailed so I ended up alone jerking it again"
"I''m just trying to trail the puss"

by smokingkoalaa July 26, 2016

snappalacian trail

when one makes use of multiple snap references

Oh snap, that's four snaps in a row. It's a snappalacian trail.

by baby squirrel February 18, 2009