Fuckboy Todd

An real life fuck boy in a half. a piece of pathetic shit that isn’t worth the time of day. Someone who has no knowledge of their own job duties, functions, or responsibilities. A real jackass that will blow you off to eat philly steaks.

Dude you didnt even finish the job!! Way to pull a Fuckboy Todd.

Fuckboy Todd’s pathetic excuses killed the deal.

When I hear The name fuckboy Todd I vomit.

by Djmatty123 January 23, 2019

patiance todd

Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.

patiance todd

by horserider November 18, 2009

Luke Todd

1. A crowd admirer

2. A Humongous spot resembling a second nose

3. swindons biggest fan

4. A bald spot on his head

5. possibly the shittest goalkeeper ever to make a 1st team

6. someone who sweats it to every lesson

im luke todd im the best goalkeeper there ever was

by James shitllett November 13, 2011

Mary Todd

1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."

2. Abraham Lincoln's wife

Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."

Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.

by MaryTodd November 18, 2012

logan todd

One of the sexiest men alive, really tall walks as a majestic moose and usually has long brown curly locks of hair, he laughs evilly looking at the ceiling in a really deep dark luscious voice for like 10 minutes. Plays tier one hockey usually, only loves fortnite and not his girlfriend. Cares about his hair more than anybody else, walks behind you and whispers creepy things in your ear. Normally a Logan Todd has a 2 inch punisher. Steals your food and calls people weird nicknames..he always adds the word "sauce" at the end of every sentence and word.

A typical Logan Todd would say poo, sauce, no u, nuh uh, shut up i'm playing fortnite.

by sauceypoofan1o1no_u May 27, 2018

RodN'Todd

When they want to Real you in but you want to throw them back and have a drink to wash them away.

Man he picked me up for a drink and I was just like, oh no, I ain't gettin' that RodN'Todd.

by NilezDewey22 June 10, 2018

heath todd

has a huge fucking cock and sticks it in all the thotties bumholes. He'll swing the other way if need be. Cannot stress how big his dick is. Like Huuuuge

"Heath Todd Fucked me last night"
"Was it good?"
-No response due to the person dying from his cock

by ill_al March 3, 2018