A Persian Jew is actually an Iranian Jew*. They can be found in tiny apartments in Westwood and Beverly Hills. They scrap nickels and dimes just to drive their German cars but never donate to any charities except for Jewish foundations. They are the most narrow minded out of their Hebrew counterparts because they derive from a Muslim nation with outdated Islamic traditions incorporated into their daily lives. Iranian Jews have thicks skulls and no respect towards people of other backgrounds. Their men look like women and their women resemble to men. Short, thick, dark, and ugly. Iranian guys are huge wussies and can't fight- the only thing they can do is talk shit behind your back. 99.9% of them are primitive and well-versed in the ability to bs. Beware.
by speakingfromexperience January 07, 2015
Someone who looks Jewish and pretends to be Jewish but really isn't. Usually has a Faux-jew-fro.
by weitzsteinberg December 01, 2006
Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!
by amish jew June 22, 2013
1. noun: a person who is with weed like a jew is with money.
2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
2. noun: a device that extends the life of weed ex. a vaporizer
by nbk666 March 24, 2010
The act of already having done something related to a Jewish person (seeing, meeting etc) when someone mentions it.
by doodle12345 January 29, 2009
A black Jew with baggy jeans and a skullcap, often seen praying while high and/or shooting rival nigga jews.
by Dr Jones the Jew December 16, 2007
1. (adj.) Some one who's face resembles that of a of a stereotypical Jew's; In regards to having a large nose, or having a "Jewish crook" nose.
2. (adj.) A negative term describing someone who is hoarding money, or is not paying back money they owe you.
2. (adj.) A negative term describing someone who is hoarding money, or is not paying back money they owe you.
1. ex: "That girl has a banging body, but she needs to fix that jew face."
2. ex: "Dude, stop being a jew face and give me my money."
2. ex: "Dude, stop being a jew face and give me my money."
by Doggin11 July 03, 2008