Tilted

Smashed, faded, inebriated, twirled out, plastered, pissed -- so much so that your world is now askew, or tilted.

"How's your night going so far?"
"Honestly, I can't even see you right now dude, I'm so tilted."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

Tistle

When you fuck a fat bitch so hard in the ass you make her cum out of her mouth and scream so loud a Chelsea is birthed

IM GONNA TISTLE YOU FAT BITCH

by Tistle February 11, 2019

tiltedlurker

This rat is definitely not as good as Turner Tangerines, Nebay, or Sekander at anything, he is just a nerd!!!

Hey, is that a tiltedlurker over there, he kinda sus ngl

by Turner Tangerines October 21, 2020

Jade Tilley

She is very outgoing, can be sensative but is also as hard as a rock. She is creative and funny. She likes attention. Someone who can pretend to be happy and no one to notice when most of the time she isn't. She can always make you laugh and she has the best hair, and she ALWAYS has a new trick up her sleeve she wants to try. Shes HILARIOUS!!

That Jade Tilley chick. I like that crap.

Do you know that Jade chick? The one with the awesome hair? Yeah. I'd tap that.

by Jade and Christina October 28, 2012

Pink Carpet Tile

A woman's vagina that is covered by a small, trimed patch of pubic hair. Refered to carpet tiles used in offices and the short pile carpet they are covered in.

Darling, when do you want me to lick your pink carpet tile!

by Mister Ed January 29, 2006

tile taco

a pussy that is completely shaven

I messaged her tile taco until it was soaked!

by Grimfour April 26, 2006

Hart-Tilley

adjective - describes someone who is sensative, smart, and loving. Who strides to join the army, but loves a woman who doesn't deserve him. Can be ill-tempered, and confused. But with this word as a last name, shows that the individual will stand by you, love you, and never let you go.

I always wanted to be with you, no matter the odds. I love you more than anything, wanting to be forever yours
- G. Hart-Tilley

by sgtflyboy October 6, 2012