Tilted

Smashed, faded, inebriated, twirled out, plastered, pissed -- so much so that your world is now askew, or tilted.

"How's your night going so far?"
"Honestly, I can't even see you right now dude, I'm so tilted."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

Foggy one

A cigarette.
Alludes to the fog of smoke you stand in while having one.

"Shall we go out for a foggy one?"
"I'm just popping out for a foggy one."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017