sufi land

The place sami wants to go to when he takes shrooms

fuck this shit I wanna go to sufi land... read books and shit

by kerimeton July 9, 2010

Ass Landing

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.

Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.

"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."

"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."

by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Land Manatee

A broad so grotesquely overweight, who adds chin hairs or a small mustache to its overall slovenly appearance. They all reek of body odor and some will have a hint of cheeseburger.

Whoa ! Lookee there. It's a Land Manatee. Guard your snacks.

by hawke4me May 25, 2020

landing pad

Bald spot

Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.

Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.

Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.

by cut the cards February 5, 2023

citrus land

Citrus Land is a gaming community In Hilliard, Ohio, known for it’s unblocked games, YT unblocker, and gallery of fan-made art. It was briefly a religious cult about worshiping the mascot, Citrus Man, and his godly power.
Supporters of the website like to write CitrusLand.weebly.com, the url, on every place imaginable.

Someone tagged the url to Citrus Land on my dog!

by CitrusBro March 18, 2022

Land titties

A beautiful pair of mountains perfectly in the shape of female breasts.

The most beautiful sunset over those land titties.

by Oro173 November 26, 2016

Land Pirates

A term given to members of the travelling community in Ireland. This term is derived from the similarity between them and actual pirates, the main difference being that they are on land.

‘Scorp the bad Land Pirates robbing the fein!!’

by boo earns!! March 25, 2009