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Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.
'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.
by haybarner January 22, 2010
mugGet the Wank Tightsmug.

Wank Blank

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into
Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it
by M.Yaro July 6, 2019
mugGet the Wank Blankmug.

Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s September 6, 2013
mugGet the Plank Wankmug.

Wanking Up

When you wake up with an erection and you masturbate it
"Woah I heard you doing something this morning"

"Yeah Jeff. I was just wanking up"
by TheBurntJew January 7, 2017
mugGet the Wanking Upmug.

risky wank

The art of pleasuring yourself whilst in a location or position that provides a reasonably high chance of getting caught in the act.
"Risky wank"

Having a masti in your bedroom with the door open, whilst there are other people in adjacent rooms.

Having a wank in the bottom whilst your sibling/friend/anyone is on the top bunk.
by Littleonebigfun December 26, 2013
mugGet the risky wankmug.

Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !
i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!
by multiwank November 3, 2009
mugGet the Multi-Wankmug.

Chicken Wank

The act of masturbating with the inside crease of your elbow thus resembling a chicken flapping its wing.
I had the best chicken wank of my life last night!
by SexuallyActive September 22, 2014
mugGet the Chicken Wankmug.

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