Toolishness

An act of foolishness performed by a tool of a person.

Lindsay Lohan's "toolishness" is beyond compare.

by Excellante December 8, 2010

Toolism

People who look/act like a tool. Therefore it is considered 'toolism'.

A couple decked out in Ed Hardy and True Religion.
A bitch that is no longer your friend.
These are examples of toolism.

by erresistable September 6, 2010

toolsey

Used when describing something/someone who is a tool.

It was pretty toolsey of Nolan to not start Darren McFadden this past weekend when he scored 4 TDs.

by The Real Run DMC October 27, 2010

Toolrey

Jewelry for tools

Man, that guy has a cool necklace

No he doesn't, it's Toolrey!

by aT19er June 22, 2011

Toolebox

a man that sees multiple woman. He usually as one child that he favors but never sees and the other he gave up because it interfered with bartime. A plan looser who likes men AND women and will deny his six month relationship with a man. He lives with his friends even in his thirties.

Did you hear what Toole did again? Yeah, that Toolebox is a total looser. He has like ten STD's....he needs to quit messing around so much and take care of his kids.

by Renee32 August 21, 2011

Toolery

Jewelry that makes one look like a tool

Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!

by feminineM&M March 11, 2012

toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

by Samboooooo July 12, 2014