The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.
>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
by bertyhell May 19, 2025

1) A response, perception, or point of view for the 'mischief' in front of you.
2) Someone calls you out in a way that forces you to engage and respond fully to the bold accusations they are intending.
3) Analysing and/or studying an accusation in order to blow away its pretense.
2) Someone calls you out in a way that forces you to engage and respond fully to the bold accusations they are intending.
3) Analysing and/or studying an accusation in order to blow away its pretense.
That little bastard just shoved you under the bus , asking you about your mama that way. Just cause she was a hoe doesn't mean he can ask you shit like that!
You're one of the smartest sob's I know, field the question my brother!!! I know you will get him back real good!
You're one of the smartest sob's I know, field the question my brother!!! I know you will get him back real good!
by NickDLR November 30, 2017

1: tap the help button to get to the Common questions and support documentation
2: you know you want to
2: you know you want to
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

While walking on the beach, Tommy popped the big question, and Melinda happily accepted. So this has become an engagement party.
by TommyNoleBuc April 3, 2023

Why are you questionous?
by CMB Sleepy December 20, 2020

Why is the universe flatter than the earth than the sun than the moon to eat the bannana and eat the sigma alpha skibidi and eat the sigmas that think they're sigma but they aren't but try their best to blend in with the new trend of stupid goofy ahh sigma skibidi?
question
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by Mousy guy May 8, 2024
