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Tessa

Fuck Tessa, she’s the type of person to gloat about everything and be a general annoying bitch. All Tessa’s are rude and constantly brag. They constantly crave attention and work with the devil. They are crybaby’s and annoyances and deserve to burn.
Guy: What do you think about Tessa?

Guy 2: Fuck Tessa. The soggy cunt.
by Vector Bunny March 15, 2020
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Tessa

Someone’s who is really annoying and doesn’t stop yelling/talking.
by Quartzzzz October 9, 2020
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Tessa

Tessa is a vieja muy estupida. She is also not very nice. Lastly she is also a witch.
Tessa la vieja es muy estupida!!!
by Yuhlavieja October 15, 2019
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Tessa

A person whose burps register at least 1 on the Richter scale. According to many historians, this is where legends of the ogre or sasquatch may have originated.
Robert: Why is your garden wall falling down?

Jessica: That's because we have a Tessa living next door, we have to rebuild it every year!

Robert: Omg! That explains the thunder I sometimes hear on sunny days!
by Splendid Sprinkler April 1, 2019
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Tessa

She a hoe
My ex best friend, tessa, is really rude to me now
by laineekayxoxx098 September 6, 2019
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Tessie

Ladies, if you know a Tessie, stop what you’re doing and text him. Chances are that could be you’re future soulmate. A fun, chill, intelligent, sexy, etc.(among other things), Tessie is an example of someone who always keeps some money in their pocket and never backs down from a task. For Tessie, no goal is unreachable which is why most Tessie’s have boatloads of friends because of their social abilities. Overall, Tessie is a future leader in whatever field he takes interests.
Tessie always got bread.
Heyyyyyyyyy Tessieeeeee.
Tessie gang!
Let’s link up with Tessie.
Tessie’s gonna change the world. Promise.
by THOTBUSSER November 9, 2019
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Tessays

A blog about cool stuff that only someone named Tessa says. Also can be essays by someone named Tessa.
You're a loser 'cuz you never read any Tessays in yo LIFE!
by Tyberia276 October 10, 2010
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