suicide by cop 

Throwing yourself into a situation that will result in death by the police.

Police tell you to get down and put your hands on your head. You pull out a black cap gun and take aim while running towards them.

suicide by cop by Matt March 7, 2004

Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.

Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.

Suicide Knob by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Suicide is your only option. 

A comment used when someone asks a stupid question online.

Explicit Content: What should I do today?
ChaosTony: Suicide is your only option.

Suicide is your only option. by ChaosTony September 17, 2004

suicide sex

When you’re so depressed that you both decide to have a suicide pact by having multiple orgasms until you die via exhaustion. The autopsy is a hoot

Did you hear about John and his girlfriend? Yea the doctor said they committed suicide sex

suicide sex by Doctor Coctor December 19, 2017

suicide turd 

A large turd generally filled with corn or other hard substances and is large in diameter, sometimes looping around the toilet bowl. Causing great pain and may require 3 to 4 flushes

1st guy: you've been in there for an hour and a half
2nd guy: Got any band aids ?
1st guy: why?
2nd guy: I just had a suicide turd?

suicide turd by Elijah, hez June 21, 2006

suicide shot 

A variation on traditional tequila shots. You take salt and you make a nice line out of it, and ready a lime wedge. You procede to snort the line of salt...squeeze the lime in your eye.. and then take the shot. The minor pain completely distracts you from the alcohol..

That kid just took eight suicide shots and his eyes are all fucked up..

suicide shot by Big Mac Dizzle January 10, 2006

suicide bombing 

Farting in your own cube at work. As opposed to crop dusting

I was so busy at work today that I had to resort to a suicide bombing.

suicide bombing by Martha_H July 25, 2008