suited staci

In the game of texas hold 'em, the beggining hand of a suited 6-9, particularly of hearts, is known as the Suited Staci. May be personified in a feminine form.

Damn, that's the first time I've ever seen the suited staci lose, she never screws me over.

by Cory Hanson July 23, 2008

may-stache

When all individuals, men, and some eligible women, sport mustaches. Can only be considered celebratory in the month of May though.

"Nice mustache!"
"thanks but this would be considered a may-stache since it's may"

by Eve04 November 5, 2009

seat-stacked

When a female has extra ass. She don’t need no cushion her seat is stacked.

When a female has extra ass “She don’t need no cushion she is seat-stacked.”

by Count Krolock and Missy February 4, 2021

Staci Cole

A blonde internet user turned internet celeb with millions of fakes and is often seen as overrated or really gorgeous.

Staci Cole is the Paris Hilton of the internet.

by Snekaz September 5, 2008

smegma stache

v. to dip one's finger between the foreskin and the shaft of the uncircumcised penis during sex, circling around the head until a bounty of smegma has been collected for distribution onto your partner's upper lip.

your girlfriend told me that you done gave her a smegma stache after not washing your junkhood for a fortnight and shit. that's some seriously tremendous green boner lip action, friend.

by destructifierakus November 10, 2004

double stack

A completely platonic, heterosexual event whereby two men defecate in the same toilet at the same time. As the bottom member of the stack, it is important to observe a proper tucking technique, lest an embarrassing and unsightly mess ensue. Once a double stack partnership is established, it shall persist for the duration of the bottom member of the stack's terrestrial life. Once the bottom stack member passes, the top member is free to pursue a new partnership, excepting that the new bottom member is related to the previous by marriage. A widowed bottom stack member forfeits their freedom to establish a new partnership.

Brian and Josh were a feared duo. They fit together like a jigsaw puzzle, their bodies working in perfect accord. Their office knew not to fuck with their double stack.

by von dildus October 7, 2008

Staceyism

Staceyism

A religion, cult, or belief system that’s principles are found through random mediums of nature i.e. rain on a sunny day, crimes of passion, epiphanies of a narcissist, crying during orgasm. Followers usually worship the Virgin Goddess. The holistic philosophy is rooted deeply in an appreciation and indebtedness to dichotomy and integrations.

I recruited a new follower of Staceyism today!

She is a total Stacist!

by 1Founder February 7, 2009