stage kiss

Where a black lady slaps you and your dick starts to bleed.

Fuck...that bitch stage kissed me...

by Connie jackson May 23, 2016

stage crew

If you're remotely interested in theater as an art or career, don't even bother with this shit at the high school level. You go in thinking you're going to be working with people interested in stagecraft and end up working with whiny, LAZY, geekass bastards who definitely will not contribute anything creative or even productive to the technical theater process and will sit around on a stage you end up fucking building yourself, talking about how untalented the actors are and how mentally superior stage crew is. God damn it.

No friends? No semblance of a social life? Does the concept of jerking other losers off next to a 24-channel portable ETC dimmer seem appealing to you? Stage Crew is the answer

by Disillusioned Stage Manager October 24, 2010

Stage -1

A 5.4L Mercedes Benz supercharged motor ("55" Kompressor) that is suffering from the dreaded I/C pump failure. Common on early production years, this allows BMW M's to thrash their Mercedes rivals, causing depression and despair among fellow 55 Kompressor car owners.

I was driving that Stage -1 E55, that's why I just lost to that stock BMW M.

by J2OOI January 2, 2009

Stagehiemers

when a stagehand forgets a cue or mess's up a cue they have been doing for a long time.
Usually an excuse for being on the cell phone or not paying attention.

Must be the early stages of "Stagehiemers".

by Quirk37 January 18, 2011

Stagecoach

A girl who has a lot of miscarriages

Brooklyn has had 2 miscarriages, that bitch is a stagecoach.

by #dirtymikeandtheboys February 27, 2020

Saged It

Referring to badly fucking something up: destroying the value of something, looking uneducated in front of others, or acting like a gay redneck. (Saged It)-Adjective/Verb

You Saged It, you made us look like idiots in front of our future employers.

by Lil'W October 23, 2008

Stage 8 Booty

A woman with an extremely plump, big juicy round backside.

Phillip: I saw your girlfriend yesterday at the store.

Blake: She was looking good wouldn't you say?

Phillip: Yeah, I was behind her and I looked down and saw her Stage 8 Booty....It was so big...very nice...

by Untchabl October 27, 2007