spretty

Usually used by a girl to another girl as a joke. It should be the contrary of pretty.

pretty cute girl joke

-Don't look at my spretty girl, she's mine- -Ahaha-

by TheGuyWhoLikes March 7, 2016

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

splatter poopies

Much like butt pee but still has a few solid chunks

I can't come into work today, I have the splatter poopies

by The dahmer October 9, 2016

Splatterpuss

It's when a girl is so wet her juices splatter everywhere as you deeply fuck her.

When my buddy noticed the stains on the seat of my truck, he exclaimed, "what a splatterpuss"

by Widget69 December 7, 2016

splatter canon

When you are finger blasting the hell out of a nice piece of vagina and they squirt all over the place like a water canon

Being defined that splatter canon could put out a fire and save possibly save us from future bush fires.

by Sackapetela January 5, 2017

spracture

When someone said something really stupid and you are not completely sure they made it past the first grade... or when you can't tell it you sprained or fractured a bone

definition one:

Person A: Hey what notebook are you bringing to class?

Person B: January

Person A: You have spractured all of my brain cells out of existence

Definition 2:

Aww crap i spractured my leg now i cant move...

by Lotusblossomm January 27, 2017

splatter face

The name you call someone after you give them a facial.

Hey you know Eddie G? I made his mom a splatter face last night.

by Daddies Big Girl February 26, 2017