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Sploogie

A manblast putback in where it came out. Can be repeated multiple times.
"That bitch gave me 5 sploogies in a row. My cock felt like ground round."
by Ballgazer December 23, 2008
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spoogecicle

Cum in -40 degree weather and you will find out.
Mom to Ralphie: Don't make a spoogecicle in the snow, you'll shoot your eye out!
by SexyCaptKirk October 17, 2006
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Sploogemop

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop
1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.
by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011
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Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.
Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.
by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015
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splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.
I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.
by tzanks July 28, 2016
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sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.
I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.
by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016
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spoogelicious

A woman so sexy that you would eat her pussy after she fucked some other guy.
Holy shit! Shannon's so spoogelicious I want to clean her like a kitten!
by ricktock December 9, 2008
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