Sploint

Similar to a spliff, a sploint is a cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana but has a specific ratio of 10% tobacco to 90% marijuana.

Jeff: "I got way higher than I thought I would off of that spliff"

Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."

by OG Snitch November 13, 2012

sploffer

That combination between a snort and chortle. When air comes our of your nostrils slightly faster, indicating a humorous situation.

A: "Hey, have you seen that new sitcom?"

B: "Oh yeah. So many of the jokes make me sploffer..."

by tingra March 5, 2014

Sploffer

Sploffer is the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny.

Dude, I gotta show you this hilarious picture on reddit, it's definitely at least sploffer worthy.
I was watching this video the other day, and I swear, I was sploffing for a solid 5 seconds it was so funny.
"Dude stop breathing into your mic" "Sorry, I'm just watching a video" "So?" "Sploffing" "Oh, ok. You should link me it then."

by Deafharp March 5, 2014

sploffer

the word for a slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny, reddit fucking invented it, hats off, nostrils flare.

"What's the word for a mild gust of air from your nostrils when you hear a semi-decent joke?"
"A light sploffer"

Other such words include: Sploffed Out Loud (SOL)

by ShadowMercure March 5, 2014

splifference

To split the difference; too lazy to say all three of those words.

Ex. 1
Alan: "How's this one compared to the last one?"
Brian: "Can we splifference between the two?"

Ex. 2
Alan: "Do you want me to hook you up with someone like Tiffany, or someone like Jasmine?"
Brian: "Tiffany's legs are like nom nom nom nom nom, but Jasmine's chest is like BAM! Can you splifference it?"

by ezeitgeist March 12, 2014

Spliffypig

A joint-hogger

"Hey, spliffypig, are you going to smoke that all yourself?"

by Steve Au June 1, 2015

splof

"splof" is the equivalent of saying "flops". This is because it is spelled backwards.

I sploffed when my friend pushed me.

by Origami1105 September 12, 2015