by Mark Ford April 22, 2003
Get the sploint mug.Similar to a spliff, a sploint is a cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana but has a specific ratio of 10% tobacco to 90% marijuana.
Jeff: "I got way higher than I thought I would off of that spliff"
Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."
Steve: "That was no spliff, that was a sploint."
by OG Snitch November 13, 2012
Get the Sploint mug.(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.
Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."
by BChil June 29, 2015
Get the Compound Splinter mug.by Planetfinder September 20, 2021
Get the Yoinky Sploinky mug.The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.
Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!
by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011
Get the The Splinter Cell mug.A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
by jerma985stan February 5, 2022
Get the yoinky sploinky mug.guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
by frog master IV December 14, 2021
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