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Spocking

A term used in the Aesthetic beauty industry for people who have had too much or badly injected Botox to the forehead area, causing their eyebrows to be unnaturally raised high at the corners, making them look like they have Mr Spock eyebrows.
“That actress has had so much Botox, her eyebrows are spocking”
by Velvetee June 17, 2018
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Swacking

The act of spitting once you get a kill, or spit-wacking.
John did u get him, *spit* yeah i keep swacking him and im horny
by umokay12121212 January 15, 2020
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snowman sacking

the action of destroying snowmen that little kids spent all day making using different objects like bats, golf clubs ect.
Bill: "Hey Joe i saw some snowmen over on 1st Street lets go sack them after practice!"

Joe: "OK! I love snowman sacking!"
by lkjlkjlj January 24, 2008
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drunk spacing

While drunk, search for hot chicks on myspace.
Hey, What are you up to? Drunk spacing.
by JordanWI May 3, 2008
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Deer Stacking

Placing a holiday deer decoration on top of another so that it appears that they are having sex.
"Hey do you guys want to go deer stacking tonight?"
by Westballer January 1, 2012
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Peepee spanking

-the act of chewing someone out.

-the act of yelling at someone for something they did wrong
-the act of reprimanding
"I showed up late for work and my boss gave me a peepee spanking for it".

"When I got home my dad spanked my peepee after seeing my report card".
by Testicular Tyler February 19, 2019
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The Midwest American Slacking Toad, also referred to by some cultures as "Battletoad" and "B-Toad" in others can usually be found in it's natural habitat on "the couch". As it sits there, the heart rate of the toad lowers, enabling it to sit there and watch television for up to twenty hours without any movement what-so-ever.

There are no known female specimens of the Midwest American Slacking Toad which leads leading scientists to believe that the Midwest American Slacking Toad is asexual. Odds of reproduction are slim to none. The species is inevitably doomed.

The diet of this particular slacking toad consists 90% of various potato chips and the other 10% is mainly hot pockets, insects and a few small birds. The beverage of choice is none other than Dr. Pepper and is usually consumed two liters at a time.

Despite this fact, the Midwest American Slacking Toad dips the cheapest smokeless tobacco and spits it into the for mentioned Dr. Pepper bottles creating potential threats for unsuspecting organisms.

The language of the Midwest American Slacking Toad is known as none.

This toad is solitary. Communication is virtually non-existent. Social interaction is always awkward at best.

A study has recently been organized to research the Slacking Toad in more depth.

Alternative Names:

The B of T's, Toader, Toadski, El Toaderino, The Toad of Battle, Combat Frog, Amphibious Combatant, Battle Chode, Toad-hair, B-Teasly
What is that Midwest American Slacking Toad doing on your couch?
by Harry Weinhair May 24, 2011
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