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Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.
by theoriginalsteevio September 24, 2022
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Chocolate Smoothie Express

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
by smoothiebrother September 30, 2022
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Banana Smoothie

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!
by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023
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Pretzel Smoothie

When you fold a girl into a pretzel and eat her out ferociously.
“I turned that shorty into a pretzel smoothie
by Rigasha January 15, 2023
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strawnana smoothie

A type of smoothie made with strawberry and banana.
by Ritacca February 14, 2023
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banapple smoothie

A type of smoothie made with bananas and apples.
I'll have a banapple smoothie.
by Ritacca February 27, 2023
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