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Purple Slurpee

When one's sexual partner, before orgasm, squeezes one's testicles until they turn purple. Then the partner proceeds to drink the semen from the pained penis.
Oh, I'm gonna cum! Give me a Purple Slurpee! (Squeeze) Eugh! (Slurp)
by Dinkle McButtfarter January 10, 2016
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slurry

a) slut in a a hurry to get some.

b) affectionate word for a slutty friend that you don't actually want to call a slut.
a) "that slurry left with him after 20 minutes of being here"

b) "sarah's awesome, but she's also a bit of a slurry."
by geentee July 12, 2010
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squirt 'n' slurp

A woman reaches climax, then ejaculates into a soup bowl. The male partner then drinks out of the bowl. It is optional to spit it back on the female partners face.
Becky's face was filled with her own cum after Allah performed a squirt 'n' slurp on her.
by abeabeabe July 11, 2007
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slurps

means getting head/fellatio from a male or female, another word for oral sex
Kim Kardashian gave Ray J them slurps in their sex tape.
by ace85 November 5, 2008
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slurry

Noun. 1: A whore that has lower standards of hygiene and decorum than usual. 2: Someone who irritates you or is generally annoying. 3: A mixture of shit, cum, blood, piss and vomit that is ejected from an orifice after a particularly grueling sex act.
Gary: Fuck you Jason, you fucking slurry!!
Jason: Hey man, don't call me a slurry, I am not a slurry. If you wanna know who the real whorebag slurry is look at Samantha!! She is such a slurry that she squirted like a whole litre of slurry out her arsehole the other night. What a slurry bitch.
Samantha: Its true, I am a total slurry... Who wants to fuck my arse?
by greg83 February 27, 2008
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Anal Slurpee

When a man simply bust an extreme amount of semen in another mans b-hole that is such a large amount that it is too much for the anal canal to handle that it slowly oozes out of the receivers sphincter. The man who did the nut busting then gets on his knees and lets it drip on his face as if he is putting his mouth under a slurpee despenser and letting it run down his chest.
Yo Barry Bareback did you check out Timmy Tight Buns extreme Anal Slurpee last night?? Lets just say he let the dogs out on Henry Hairy Hole.
by Brigham Lee June 16, 2006
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slurpee rip-off technique

it really works!!! i stole a pack of condoms!!
yo hunz i just got me a 6-pack of condoms at 7-11
by ---SeX--- April 18, 2004
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