slugging

The act of vaginal penetration whilst inebriated and unable to sustain a full erection.

A stubborn attempt at sexual intercourse whilst physically unable to satisfy either party due to an excessive amount of alcohol consumed. Specifically resulting in a less than fully erect penis being forced uncomfortably into the intended recipient, 'like a slug'.

'man, i was with this steaming chick last night but i was so drunk i ended up slugging her.'

'this guy the other night was slugging me for about an hour before i made him stop, it was so disappointing'

'i don't really know what happened, i think we had sex but its more likely that i just slugged her.'

by drunksexisbad December 2, 2009

Sacramento Slugger

The act of filling a tube sock with freshly excreted fecal matter, then striking a companion/spouse repeatedly.

The prostitute was way too expensive, so I talked her down to 20$ for a Sacramento Slugger instead.

by Drew Cavner October 25, 2007

slug & lettuce

Derived from establishment frequented by females of a certain class for the purposes of consuming large quantities of sweet alcoholic beverages in order to ease the process of finding a suitable partner to procreate with. Commonly used to describe a particularly slutty drunken behaviour.

We went to this bar last night, and Jessica has gone totally slug & lettuce.

by Tish & Justin August 23, 2006

Slug

An adult male that still lives at home, has a part-time job at the mall, and sponges off of parents. Activities include; drinking Four Locos,playing Xbox, sleeping excessively and giving girlfriend a UTI. All around, a lazy, worthless individual.

Steve could not get his life together because he's a fucking SLUG!

Justin's phone got shut off again, what a slug.

by Doctorlawyerocketarms February 21, 2014

slug

When a woman straddles another person or an object and slides down with their vaginas, leaving a mucousy trail, like a slug. Preferably when the woman is lubricated and shaven.

"She was so kinky she asked me if I was down to be slugged by her. I totally was."

"She was slugging his arm when I walked in..I have never seen anything so disgusting."

"Michael wanted to be slugged in the face by the hooker, unfortunately though, she was a He."

by shakillashark April 3, 2010

sluggypoo

it looks like a little snail...with no shell. he's a cutie who's always smiling - just plodding along, sucking on lettuce and climbing walls.

there was a sluggypoo in my back garden this morning...

by emma October 19, 2003

Slughole

A new slang term for the cunny.

Originates from the small town of Wigan in Lancashire.
Often used by local heroes Wigan Lads Club (myspace.com/wiganladsclub)

"...anyway, so i forced her legs apart and dropped my scrotum right into her slughole".

"Show us yer slug'ole!".

by JackTheClatt November 7, 2008