Apple Shits

You know you have the Apple Shits when you've eaten a lot of apples, around 2-3 a day, and every five minutes you have to shit, but its not the runs. Doesn't apply to everyone though.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away becuase I have the Apple Shits and I can't drive to the doctor without soiling my pants.

by Cerpin Taxxt October 27, 2006

b'shits

''beat's the shit out of''

ie; the definition ''b'shits'', b'shits the definition ''friendgirl'' which somehow won word of the day today.

by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

Junk food shits

When you have eaten a lot of junk food and you sit down on the toilet to take a crap. Thirty minutes later you notice that the shit seems to have gotten stuck and is plastered to your hole, so you have to use an entire roll of toilet paper to get it out. In some cases just get off the toilet and take a shower.

I was late for class because I had a giant bag of Cheetos last night and it gave me the worst chain of junk food shits.

I had the junk food shits last night and I used an entire roll of toilet paper until I noticed that there was still shit all over my ass, so I decided to just take a shower instead.

by aomia February 25, 2010

red meat shits

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

by CountryGrlCnSurvive July 4, 2016

Squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits

Cheap sonofabitch. Will argue at length why s/he shouldn't have to pay for something. Mr. Pink from Resevoir Dogs. Often has few if any other friends because of reputation for cheapness. Frugal beyond practicality, cheap for its own sake.

The saying is in reference to an earlier version of the US Nickel, which had a picture of a buffalo on it. The phrase is sometimes updated as: "He'll squeeze a nickel till a booger flies out of Jefferson's nose."

"Fuckin' Randy! We all went to eat at Dennys and when the check came he paid with exact change and refused to throw in for the tip."

"Yeah, he'll squeeze a nickel 'til the buffalo shits. That's why I'm banging his girlfriend now."

by jcasetnl April 30, 2012

put the shits up you

To frighten badly; terrify.

That Freddy Krueger could really put the shits up you.

by Smoodge the Naked August 17, 2006

love shits

When two lovers have intercourse on the toilet facing each other, and both take a shit at the same time.

the guy sits on the toilet first then the girl mounts him, facing him and both partners shit, love shits

by rick james ya October 7, 2008