Shelfie

When your boobs have to rest on a surface

Eileen couldn't reach the salt shaker without doing a shelfie

by Jugsy Martha October 26, 2017

The Shelf Life of a Corona Vaccine

When people around the world are questioning whether pharmaceutical companies are dead serious in producing a vaccine that could cure humankind of Covid-19, or whether their moneymaking agenda is to ensure that people move from a pandemic to an endemic situation, whereby they would need to be jabbed more expensively every year to protect themselves against allegedly deadlier variants of the virus.

If vaccine manufacturers’ motives were to enrich themselves and their shareholders, inquiring about the shelf life of a corona vaccine would be like asking them an uncomfortable or taboo question, which is likely to yield a vague or unhelpful answer.

by MathPlus March 28, 2021

Shelf

A girl with a awesome pair of boobs

Dude did you see that girls shelf? They look like they can hold a stack of books

by Lee John March 12, 2014

shofer

slang for "fo sho". purnounced just like a chauffeur

dude - "yoyo, you got dim pills?!"
dudette - "dude, shofer"

by animal life June 2, 2007

Shelfie

The multiple selfies that one takes but doesn't delete in case they decide it's better than the selfie they posted

Lady: what do you think of this pic?

Joe Z: it's better than the other 8 shelfies on your phone

by Joe Zzzzz January 23, 2014

Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

Top Shelf Shit

A person that truly believes that they are above all others, but their usually just lonely, poor individuals.

Look at this guy, waltzing around the place like he's "Top Shelf Shit".

by TheKingOfKings. March 25, 2012