Schmegxit

The process of smegma leaking from a vagina after sex

Uh-oh, schmegxit! I need a tissue

by Schmegxiter March 25, 2024

schmegladon

Giant floppy uncircumcised weenie.

Did you see drake flopping around his schmegladon

by Paintmaster15 March 26, 2024

Shegging

Shegging deprived from the english words shower and edging is stroking your johnson in the shower

“Why the fuck does it take you 30 minutes to shower?”
“Dude i’m shegging”
“oh”

by UltimateShegger July 5, 2024

Shegging

Shegging deprived from the english words shower and edging is stroking your johnson in the shower

“Why the fuck does it take you 30 minutes to shower?”
“Dude i’m shegging”
“oh”

by UltimateShegger July 5, 2024

Sheging

Sheging deprived from the english words shower and edging is sploinking your yoinker in the shower

“Why the fuck does it take you 30 minutes to shower?”
“i’m sheging fuck nigga”
“oh”

by UltimateShegger July 5, 2024

Shegger

A shegger is a derogatory term for someone who shegs

“That bitch gabriel always wasting my shower water sheging”
“I know right? he’s such a dirty fucking shegger”

by UltimateShegger July 5, 2024

Shegrin

Shorthand for shit-eating grin. Best used for covert talk around children.

He looked at the drill sergeant with the biggest shegrin I've ever seen, right before eating the blue crayon whole.

by random acts of madness December 18, 2024