Shitter banger

When you have the most amazing shit of your life.

"Oh damn I just had a shitter banger!"

by Paige Drabant June 23, 2017

Shiterade

A mixture of shit and piss in a mason jar often accumulated over a span of months, that is thrown at a school and its playground.

Dawg you wanna go Shiterade?

by I'mnotanigger69xxxxx April 19, 2018

schmittered

The act of getting fucking hammered.

I'm totally gonna get schmittered this weekend!

by schlittered103 September 12, 2017

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017

sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!

So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?

by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

shitter legs

When sitting on the toilet for so long that ones legs fall asleep.

Frank, are you almost done in there, your going to end up with shitter legs!

by Benjamama May 4, 2018

Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018