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Internet Savant

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.
1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.
by Harmonica John December 28, 2010
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Shabang

1) A term used to display a large amount of emotion after accomplishing something amazing.

2) When you feel that you put all your effort into sex, thus making it the best ever.
1) I totally killed that shit! Shabang!!

2) I shabanged her so hard, I bet it hurts for her to ride a bicycle.
by NoItsnotitts May 7, 2011
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Shabang

A meeting or get together. Can also be used as a "fill-in" word, like "thing".
Did you go to that shabang last night?
Wheres that shabang? I can't find it anywhere.
by Lel July 20, 2005
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dirty savannah

When a girl is giving oral pleasure and the man cums in here mouth while she vomits
After a long night drinking a woman must dirty savannah.
by Dirty savannah lover April 22, 2018
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Savanna

No Savanna is a fucked up motherfucker who can't be trusted unless she can be trusted in which you should run because she's holding a knife to cut the cake she got you which is actually poisoned but she gave you the cure an hour ago despite having shot you to test out the bulletproof vest she bought you out of friendship. But if you add an h to the end of her name all hell will break loose and you won't live another five minutes.
Friend #1: You're telling me Savanna tried to kill you?
Friend #2: She's only going to kill me with kindness.
by SoConfused December 26, 2014
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Savannah Sushi Splash

When you over eat at an all-you-can-eat sushi place, then when you are getting hammered by your boyfried, you throw up all over him.
"Oh man, I ate so much last night. I ended up doing a Savannah Sushi Splash on my boyfriend last night."
by Oh Nevermind July 13, 2009
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shabanging

a way to describe a very hot woman.
that chick is so hot, she is shabanging
by WIZ February 17, 2005
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