by shag money muffins September 29, 2009
Get the shag money muffinsmug. This is the term to describe what Cameron Aston did throughout high school instead of revising for GCSEs
by Unknown user 2568 August 17, 2017
Get the shag n switchmug. Boy 1: So you and Sarah have fun last night
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she was great!
Boy 1: You seeing her again soon?
Boy 2: Nah mate. Just that one night.
Boy 1: Oh ayee, the old Shag 'n' Bags. Nice one.
by Chantelleee. March 31, 2011
Get the Shag 'n' Bagsmug. When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.
"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
by ninepintsofmilk May 6, 2010
Get the Paper Bag Shagmug. described as a dirty ole' whore or homo who gives multiple cleveland steamers to different partners each night without washing their asses leaving a crusty dried mess for the next person.
bernard felt heart broken and sorrowful when he discovered the crusty shit stains all over george's ass and realized that he had been giving everyone in town a cleveland shag nasty! (they are now divorced)
by street whiz September 27, 2011
Get the cleveland shag nastymug. A common expression that British subjects use for an overly horny man who would literally fuck anything with a slit, gash or hole in it. See Hugh Grant or The Prophet Muhammad.
I reckon that guy Tim is so overly sexed he would shag an open wound!
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
"That's right Andy, fuck everyone!" "You'de fuck an open wound if you had half the chance!"
by MilkyMoon777@Hotmail.com September 1, 2006
Get the Shag an Open Woundmug. On Wednesday April 12th every man and boy is ordered to find a woman and shag her, unprotected or protected. itd your choice, dont get herpes tho.
suh dud, its almost national shagging day.
o ye i almost forgot
who you shagging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i shag
true
o ye i almost forgot
who you shagging?
you already know fam thats confidential information
oh shet true my bad
like are you blem
no i shag
true
by iShagWomenDaily April 11, 2017
Get the National Shagging Daymug.