smellington

a nose bone creation of me!!!!!

aidan howard wrote this

smellington by aidan howard is gay February 9, 2004

Spelling troll 

Someone who uses incorrect spelling and or grammar on purpose to troll discussions, with the aim of causing off topic reactions aimed at (usually) his deliberate misspelling.

Troll: All Mexecans should be throwed over the wall!
A: Dude, how ignorant are you that you can't spell Mexicans?
B: Or even correctly conjugate the verb to throw.
C: Guys, don't let yourself be thrown off topic, he's obviously a spelling troll.

Spelling troll by trollbuster May 22, 2018

Turtle Shelling 

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

Turtle Shelling by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007

Selfing 

To comment on a post with something completely unrelated, and attempting to change the focus to yourself.

"I shattered my femur saving kittens from the 50th story of a building on fire. That was a lot of burning stairs."

Selfing Comment: "Well I once got a paper cut filling out the crossword on the Stairmaster, so I totally know how you feel. I had a really rough day."

Selfing by bigashs2 January 1, 2012

spelling coconut 

Writing or saying the word coconut, letter-by-letter
If it's written it will be something like this: C-O-C-O-N-U-T

Ayy bro can you start spelling coconut for me I forgot how to spell it

spelling coconut by Purple_Cosmic July 17, 2019

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck 

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck by Matt W March 22, 2005

Sullinger 

An over weight individual who uses both his hips and rump while playing basketball. Known to violently throw his weight around without penalty or foul. Considered a weak untalented player.

That Sullinger kept thrashing me in the paint with his love handles

Sullinger by Jared Fullared March 28, 2011