Schonch

a vehicle, typically of a smaller size used for handicapped people or vegetables but can be of any size

“Goddamn, that’s high-budget schonch!!” “Yeah, look at the bags on it!”

by FatCrocodile April 6, 2019

scoach

An extremely small incremental increase (or decrease) of some quantity or quality, although not necessarily the smallest measurable amount; ipso ergo, not a quantum of something.

Just a scoach more (and not a scoach less), plus be very careful while you're add any tiny bit more air pressure into a high pressure bicycle tire when it's almost inflated to it's maximum rating!

by Clarence Caledonia April 6, 2019

Sponch

To Sponch is to turn up to a house unannounced and clapped out, order enormous quantities of various foods on a food delivery service, consume throughout the day and then vanish. Leaving behind a trail of destruction including, but not limited to, dirty dishes, garbage and horror.

"Did you see Fenny on the weekend?" "yeah he Sponched everywhere."

"F*ck me what a Giant Sponch."

"God damn Sponch"

by Sponchlord July 13, 2020

Scoochy

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is adorable and affectionate.
The noun for a scoochy person, animal or thing is as a "scoocher".

ohhh look at that scoochy little ferret - I just want to squeeze him he's so cute, what a little scoocher!!!

by jojopopo May 8, 2021

scorch shot

scorch shot, is a weapon used commonly by sniper pyros on 2fort, that strangely believe that they are snipers, and will attempt to burn anyone on the enemy battlements

that pyro is using the scorch shot, he needs help

by 2fort pyros August 24, 2021

Homemade Scotch Egg

A sexual activity. Either;

1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.

2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.

Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....

by DJhero January 25, 2011

Thot Scotch

A thots version of the popular childhood game Hop Scotch.
Consists of a male/female hopping from nigga to nigga to nigga, or bitch to bitch to bitch.

"She was just will Darnell last week, now she with Erick?"
"Girl yes, she's playing Thot Scotch."

by Ebonirockz February 3, 2018