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Penguin Scoop

The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".

However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."

Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
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Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"
Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.
by merrrp! September 26, 2014
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two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time
"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first
by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011
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Schlop

to smack in the face with any squishy object containing water, providing a crowd w/ a humerous result.
Alex schlopped Marshal, sending Noah into jiggly hysterics.
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scoop scoop

"Mmm, I wanna have scoop scoop with that guy"
by Whitey 0_o June 25, 2008
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scoop

A term used in "split-pot" poker games to mean winning both the high and the low pots.
When the four hit the river it made my wheel and I scooped the pot.
by TheGameKat June 6, 2009
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Schlopinbang

the act of having sexual intercourse with a very fat chick
Guy 1: 'Damn! That's a big bitch!'
Guy 2: 'Yea, I hit that last night, yo!'
Guy 1: 'Aw, man! That's a schlopinbang!'
by rocketsaucev2 April 28, 2010
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