scarf

1) a $10 sack of weed
2) smaller than a sweater

Buyer: Hey, man I was wondering if you could hook me up?
Seller: What do ya need? Sweater?
Buyer: Can't afford a whole sweater, just need a scarf
Seller: Yeah I'll be right over to knit with you

by Monkey Toker June 20, 2006

scaff

- Bitch slap

- To have sex with another species. aka FACKKK

- Someone who is cheap and trys to bum goods or money from other people

- Mike Deluca
- People from isreal

i like to scaff
im going to scaff you
your a scaff

by Dg3 October 25, 2007

scalf

Some dink on NZ TV's spelling of scarf

Drew Neemia: "Dude, check out my new scalf."

Me: "It's a scarf, You dink."

by Outrageous Foreskin November 19, 2007

scaife

To customise or change configuration settings on a software application belonging to another person without permission, frequently overriding the owner’s preferences.

That bastard scaife'd my damn pc again, I can't find anything!

by Andy Scaife November 7, 2006

Scarfing It Down

Masturbating using a scarf. The softness of the fabric can cause people to get excited. Though it seems weird, it actually exists.

Ariel: Hey Renny. You look happy.
Renise: Its RENISE, and yeah i was just scarfing it down. I feel soooo good.

by chris doberstein August 17, 2008

Scarface

an extremely ugly person

CAROL is a scarface

by nerd herd October 12, 2003

Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.

Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.

by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020