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Origami salami

Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak
Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show
by Jimmyhoffaisntdead June 10, 2021
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peppering the salami

The act of a man giving anal sex without the girl douching before. usually resulting in fecal matter on the male genetalia, wich means he got his salami peppered.
Man 1: dude i screwed this dirty bitch in the ass last night and she didnt even douche!

Man 2: Umm i really dont want to hear about you "peppering the salami"
by spnky64 March 9, 2010
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hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.
Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
by LABADMAN January 10, 2014
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sa’am/sadam

Gender neutral term for ‘ma’am’ or ‘sir.’ Even though ‘sa’am’ is a portmanteau of the words ‘ma’am’ and ‘sir,’ ‘sa’am’ includes all genders and is formal.
Sa’am/sadam: a gender neutral, polite attention getter similar to ma’am or sir.

*A customer forgets a bag at the counter in a retail store. The cashier finds the customer to bring them their bag, but needs to get their attention first. Because the cashier doesn’t know the customers preferred pronouns, they will use sa’am to politely catch the customer’s attention without assuming the customer’s gender.*

Cashier: “Excuse me, sa’am, but you left your bag on the counter at my register.”

Customer: “Oh my, I didn’t even realize. Thank you, sa’am, and have a great day!”

Cashier: “No problem, sa’am. You also have a great day.”
by StormPro October 2, 2017
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Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.
Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.
by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019
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Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.
Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami
by YesPapa47 July 30, 2021
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bury the salami

synonymous to bury the sausage which means the insertion of the penis into the vagina or medically termed coitus
This is the first time I bury the salami with her.
by maxweber27 August 25, 2021
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