Bacon strips

1.Big, retro, jheri-curl looking, post-60s-Elvis sideburns. The bigger the better. They are bad-assssssss. Must extend further than the bottom of the earlobe. Hyde from "That 70s Show" illustrates them nicely.

1."Ron has the best bacon strips ever. He's been growing them since puberty."

by pimpin' nikki pee November 28, 2006

Striper

Someone that needs to pay collage loans

Hey Mark look at that striper paying her loans

by UngratefulTang June 3, 2016

racing stripe

while going down on a woman you puke from her vagina all the way up to her chin. Thus giving the appearance of a racing stripe going from her vagina to her chin.

I was feeling sick when I was eating out my girlfriend, and I ended up giving her a racing stripe.

by Bigg A November 29, 2011

racing stripe

Red sore stripe along length of penis due to excessive use in short time period.

After doing my girlfriend's roommates twice each without a raincoat, I was a bit sore and sported a bright racing stripe.

by Admiral Beenblown May 6, 2005

candy striper

Derived from the term used for nurses in the 1950's (one who wore primarily white clothing with one bright pink stripe down the side), a term used to describe someone whose actions are downright asinine and borderline homosexual.

Metrosexual Guy - Hey, bud, want me to put some sunscreen on you?
Straight Guy - Fuck no, dude!
Straight Guy's Girlfriend - What the hell! Why do you always have to be such a candy striper?!

by Spina July 15, 2008

Candy Striper

While during a hand job the girl scratches you dick in a spiral pattern leavening it to resemble a candy cane.

I got a hand job from a candy striper last night so i tony shalhoubed it to make it feel better.

by conversationpiece January 1, 2010

chicken strips

the flaps of skin that hang from a girls vagina.

i was fuckin this skank bitch last night and she started screamin cause i got one of her chicken strips caught up.

by george sandbar February 17, 2004