stealing the thunder

This idiom is used when a male gets a boner from something sexy and his heterosexual friend gets a boner as well. This is because the second guy reacts with a boner because upon seeing the first guy's boner he thinks to himself, "man, he's got a boner, there must be something hot around!" It is often awkward, especially among junior high and high school kids.

Man, that chick is hot!
Yeah, man. Aw, that's gross.
What?
You're stealing the thunder!

by teotlxixtli April 27, 2011

Stealing Second

When you make out with a girl that has her boobs out, but you don't touch them.

Jon: So how'd your date go last night.
Newton: Not bad, only stealing second.

by Newtron Bomb June 16, 2010

steamin

when you see a really hot chick, this is what you yell at her.

Damn, whats up steamin!

by Adam Leishman January 2, 2009

steamin' demon

The act of shitting on another person's head after anal intercourse, giving them the appearance of horns.

"Dude, I was with this freaky girl last night, and she totally gave me a steamin' demon! It was HOT!"

by Tahitian May 25, 2008

Stealingmanship

Stealing someone's "Winningmanship" from underneath them and leaving then with a feeling of not knowing what has hit them.

Usually done when the other person is feeling cocky.

(See "Winningmanship" for further details)

K: distraction!!!

A: decapitation...!!

K: emancipation

A: celebration.

K: masturbation

A: clitoration..

K: invigoration

A: countduckulation

K: not a real word! I win. I have won. I am the wiiner

Stealingmanship successfully appointed to kel..

by Icki Monkey December 1, 2009

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014