smeagol

The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.

Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.

Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.

by Metsfan31 July 8, 2010

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019

ape smear

when your frontally fucking an ape and he blows his load from the back which forces you to flip the ape around and suck him off, his shit smears on your face.

woah dude, i had really bad ape smear last night.. my balls still itch actually.

I was at the zoo last night, i must have drank a little too much cuz I had major ape smear when I woke up..

by markjohnson551985 October 11, 2008

smeadiem

in between small an mediem

hey bro hows that smeadiem shirt working for ya

by stevo1214 December 18, 2016

smeadro

Someone with a small meat ( penis )

Person 1: ur moms hot

Person 2: yea to hot for you smeadro

by Mr clean69 February 25, 2022

smeagolize

to make something creepy or deviated from what society deems normal

the young artist smeagolized the statue in the town square by cutting of the hand and adding a large claw holding intestines

by lara monk October 5, 2003

Smeagoller

The person undertaking the smeagolling of another

See Smeagolling

If you search for people you know, but don't really know through social netwroking sites, you sir, are a Smeagoller!

See Smeagolling

by Foundation Dave January 9, 2009