shithammer

Synonym for homosexual male.

That guy's a shithammer

by Spolvy December 9, 2004

Shithole

The collapsing waste heap of living built near a paper mill where you will find that when you turn on a light somewhere in the house, another on goes out.

What A shithole...

by Billy Madison November 24, 2003

Shithead

Another old man, trying to forget that he's an old man by going to a student pub. It doesn't work though, we all know that he is SHITHEAD

Hey, there's Shithead with his ugly woman

by Pete February 25, 2005

shithorn

An exclamation used in particularly bad circumstances. Typically followed by the expression "Thanks for nothing," used in a saracastic fashion, even if the speaker has no apparent audience or reason to be displeased with the person to whom he/she is speaking. Commonly used among 5-year-olds with undiagnosed attention deficit disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, frustrated office workers and people who dislike the word shit because of its pedestrian nature.

John S.: Mrs. Johnson, my mom needs a cup of flour to bake a cake.
Mrs. Johnson: Well, honey, I'm sorry but we just ran out of flour. Please tell your mommy I'm sorry.
John S.: Shithorn! Thanks for nothing!

by Princess Kashmir October 19, 2007

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

shithooks

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

by Shithooks February 24, 2004

SIIHP

Acronym for "Stick it in her"

if you can't figure out the P part, you'll probably never use (or experience) this acronym anyway.

Who cares if it's "that time of the month", I say go ahead and SIIHP

by Jeffrey Ross May 8, 2006