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Shiternet

When your internet is a steaming pile of shit and does nothing but crash websites, streaming services, and makes you want to throw your device like a bowling ball at group of babies and puppies.
My shiternet won’t let me watch midget porn.

I’m trying to binge through Come Fly With Me but my shiternet keeps doing me dirty.
by BabyDee22 May 11, 2018
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Shiternet

Bro, why do u have shiternet. He’s lagging so much
by DanTheMan647866 August 20, 2021
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phantom shiter

Someone who shits in people's school bags or back packs
Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell

Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian
by Therealgal February 8, 2014
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Shieldfield Rapist

Alter ego of a member of the student community housed in Northumbria Universities Stephenson Building located in Shieldfield in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, who dons plastic chequered Bowler hats, bowties and masks, all of which are outlandishly oversized. On top of this, strange cape-like attire may be worn, traditionally purchased from a pound shop. The outfit will usually be worn on halloween, whereby the person wearing it will appear to his friends, who will simultaineously enquire as to what he is dressed as, to which he will reply, 'I'm the Shieldfield Rapist', while supressing laughter.
Student 1: What the hell are you wearing that for?
Student 2: I'm the shieldfield Rapist!
by frankthefish31 August 9, 2009
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SHIEBAL

the act a taking a long and huger shit that it plugs a sewer system
Mark: John just took a shiebal!
Paul: Oh shit get out of the building!
by the402 October 18, 2011
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Shielbard

A shielbard is basically a shield used as a scabbard/sheath to carry specific weapons such as swords, axes, lances or act as a quiver for arrows specifically for archers. This special type of shield is seen in video games, anime and manga.
The shielbard is commonly known as a shield to this very day, but none was able to give this kind of shield a special name for its own.
This portmanteau was created by a individual with the Deviantart.com username, Hairyblob2, out of sheer thought.
Zero, the Winged Knight from SD Gundam pulls his sword from a shielbard when ready for battle.

The Hero Class from the Fire Emblem Gameboy Advance games uses shields to hold their swords and axes. In this case, shielbards.

Patrokolos Alexandra, the young son of Sophitia from the Soul Calibur games became a playable character in the fifth game. He uses the Stigma Sword and uses the Arcadia Shield, which is a shielbard.
by Hairyblob2 December 19, 2012
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shibenation

Shibenation Is Made To Make You Worship The Doggos And Also Advertises Bepis
Have You Seen Shibenation?
by GenevaBeaver May 20, 2018
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