Hot Rod

To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle

Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.

by garytencents April 27, 2010

Turbo Rod

Turbo rod is what happens when the person youre fucking is so fit you want to keep thrusting forwards even when your pelvis is slammed against their ass, thus providing turbo thrust.

Would she get turbo rod?

by Adam the chin January 11, 2009

dinker rod

This is a definition from two origins. One is dinker, aka the penis and the second is a spoof from Lady Gaga's disco stick. The rod symbolizing an erect penis.

I tried out his dinker rod last night.

by Hottdamn123 December 10, 2009

Rusty Rod

An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.

Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome

by hot97rocksmyworld February 15, 2014

blow rod

When a dick is dirty and requires to be blew on before oral sex in order to clean the dirt off.

She had to blow rod him before beginning oral sex.

by Jerry Kyle March 19, 2016

asian rod

The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry

would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!

by bollackfuckcunttwat April 23, 2018

Cummy Rod

Meaning a nutted male penis, this thing can cum buckets. Often inside the guts of many slutty whores, many people are jelous of these members attatched males.

The cummy rod was throbbing after the buckets of it's semen were left in my anus.

by CoolSalami September 21, 2018