Religion

The only acceptable form of bullying

Terrorist: go and blow those people up or be damned to a life of suffering and misery
Innocent muslim: ok

by bumwillydribbleboobies August 23, 2005

Religiously Cockblocked

1. When a religion prevents a male from getting some action.

2. Not getting any action because of the rules set by religions

Shit, I was Religiously Cockblocked when I almost got a kiss from that girl, until she told me she was fourteen and Mormon

by MOBLOCK March 6, 2011

Cafeteria Religion

Selecting parts from a religion instead of accepting it as a whole with all its doctrines and customs

Within the religions, many members accept parts and reject parts; this is holding by cafeteria religion since they select only specific items according to their liking like in a cafeteria, not taking the whole package deal. Also Atheism 2.0 is a practice of cafeteria religion. It accepts selected religious values but without a recognition in its absolute godly authority.

by motel November 11, 2013

No religion

When something is messy, over-the-top, crazy, doing the most.. a step above "no-chill"

Girl 1: her hair has no religion
Girl 2: Yeah it's frizzy as hell

by FaxNoPrinter April 19, 2017

Young Bull Religion

A religion spread by the Prophet "True B."

This religion is that belief of one God, that one god is yourself. This religion does not believe in another God besides yourself. In other words, you the person is God.

Young Bull Religion is a religion of True B.

by Young Bull B. December 1, 2016

religion

An example of orangized theft and genocide.

Are you going to join the Mafia?

No, I'm gonna become a Catholic.

by nighthawk January 14, 2005

Religion

Ideas that tell people to be satisfied with not understanding the world.

Religion is a plague.

by Keijiro October 26, 2006