Redneck

A group of people who constitute about 90% of the population of the United States and posses about 0.000001% of its intelligence.

When the rednecks go boating, the men are shirtless and drive the boat and the women lie at the front in their bikinis.

by Dr. Peppercrack June 2, 2010

The Redneck Jesus

The man known here on earth as Dale Earnhardt. Dale Earnhardt is the Light and the Way. He died so that your drinking of imported beer would be forgiven. He suffered, died, and most of the pieces they found were buried. He has risen again, as Danica Patrick, and will come again from Formula One to judge NASCAR and its fans.

He is seated at the right hand of the Father (Elvis), and his Kingdom will have no end. Amen, y'all.

"The Redneck Jesus, Dale Earnhardt, died for your sins."

"Thou shalt not turn right."

by Anferny Tyrone Jackson August 29, 2006

Redneck

The term redneck came from The West Virginia Coal Miners in March (1921) when the coal miners wore red bandannas around their necks to identify themselves as seeking the opportunity to unionize and when they fought at the Battle of Blair Mountain.

Redneck

by KentuckyBoyBornandraised July 9, 2009

Raene

Wise Guardian. She is someone who will never hurt you emotionally, a very sensual person, erotically beautiful, great sense of humor and definitely the girl to have. She's the complete package.

Raene will be good to you as long as your good to her

by Ебать лица September 14, 2010

redneck rich

1. When your truck costs more than your house.
2. Owning an expensive truck (in some cases a car) for which you are too poor to buy gas.

That guy's house has cheaper wheels than his truck, he's redneck rich.

by chuwii2 April 3, 2014

reece bradford

A kid with a strangely large bowl cut, hasn’t hit puberty, and has a strange addiction to Harry Potter and other men his age. A bandwagon Duke fan

small penis with no hairs. And will forever have his v card

“I’m never hanging out with Reece Bradford"

by jaxleec March 29, 2017

Redneck Girl

Any girl that knows how to fish,hunt,loves her family and friends and stand up for herself. A girl that does not mind getting her hands dirty.. A true Redneck Girl can be a TomBoy at heart but knows how to be a Lady as well.

Cindy loves to hunt,fish and go 4 wheeling and being a Redneck girl she is always a Lady doing it.. She is never vulgar...

by Gwyndalyn June 18, 2017