When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

ass stamp receipt

Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.

Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .

Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol

by Mdussa January 3, 2024

Lemme get a total recall

A total recall is an order of three buttery nipples from the bartender.

Aye yo, lemme get a total recall.

by Meatclacks March 28, 2025