Preston

Being wholly incompetent at golf. The inability to even move a golf ball in a forward direction.

I was really a Preston on the course today.

by Bradwing February 22, 2010

preston county

Preston County is located in northern West Virginia, and is full of broke rednecks, idiotic pot smokers, and don't forget about them crazy hillbilly coal miners.

Preston County is the normal part of West Virginia

by Camry69 June 19, 2014

Porostosky

One who exceeds all in both pimpology and phsycology.

Dude, he gets all the chics. He MUST be a Porostosky.

by Shannon Waite January 19, 2003

Porostosky

One with a HUGE wang. Measuring well over 9 inches, LIMP.

I heard he's hung like a cliedsdale. He's GOTTA be a Porostosky.

by Aubrie Taylor January 19, 2003

Proctoring

When you hang out with a bunch of hillbillies or people that Support Trump, Drive a Ford, Smell like diesel, Likes guns and has a big ass belt buckle.

Ahh Jalen was out proctoring again last night..

by Bobascotch June 24, 2019

Preston

To be melancholy and depressed.

Man, I am feeling very Preston today.

by Friend220202 November 14, 2010

Preston

Ruining a good time.

Amberlynn: Hey, let's go burn down a house!

Preston: No!

Amberlynn: Why do you have to go and preston everything?

by Hoohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 27, 2009