Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

proaerostate

The action of filling your upper lip with air making appear inflated.

Luca: *Proaerostates*
Karl: "Luca! Stop proaerostating!"

by Frisky Ol Doggo May 30, 2018

Probang

A medieval disguise used by someone to peer upon their neighbors GOURD crop

Tim: "What the hell was Jeff wearing last night?"
Sandra: "Oh, thats just his Probang...his neighbor has some great butternuts right about now"

by GOURDQUEEN October 26, 2018

Phobezz

a weird as girl who has an ass the size of mars and the face of a deformed potato

ew what is that
it’s phobezz

by unifookingcorns April 25, 2019

Probable Cause

Probable cause is defined as the reasonable belief that a person has committed a crime. To determine probable cause, a test is used to determine if probable cause exists and is sufficient enough to arrest a suspect. The test must show that the facts and circumstances of the officer's knowledge are sufficient enough to warrant a reasonable person to believe a suspect has committed, is committing, or is about to commit a crime.

Probable Cause you ain't got nothing 😂🤣

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 23, 2019

Probasco

A last name that gets confused for a sex act

Guy 1: Let’s lookup Probasco on Urban Dictionary
Guy 2: It says your last name is a sex act where you use hot sauce as lube
Guy 1: I want to kill myself now

by StarAssass November 13, 2019