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aftersplash prevention

creating a structure made of toilet paper to avoid the aftersplash sensation. The toilet paper is placed under the dump approximately 1-3 seconds before landing for maximum results.
Levit, who's smarter than Diem, studies aftersplash prevention and has developed a structure which helps to avoid aftersplash time and time again.
by MR123 October 5, 2006
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i-Phive

The act of holding aloft, and gingerly touching your screen with that of a fellow iPhone or iPod user.
When Nathaniel saw the cute girl next to him using the same app, he gave her a friendly i-Phive.
by Timinator62 November 1, 2009
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priya price

A female with big tits and a big butt. She is a pornstar who loves what she does. She has hazel eyes and almond skin with juicy lips.
Hey you should watch Priya Price. She is really sexy.
by Killerflash July 17, 2017
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oh my pride

Like "Oh my God," but used in more regrettable yet humorous situations. Comes from a lip-syncing series of Dragon Ball Z on Youtube, the full line being "oh my pride, I wish I were a carrot."
"Olivia I think you clogged the toilet again."
"Oh my pride"
by OGmymammanamedme February 28, 2019
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Pride

Pride, the Seductress for she is irresistible to man. Pride, the ultimate actress, who like all women has many faces, each more beautiful than the last. Pride’s mirror shows you all that you are and her love makes you feel likes king.

Her voice is like a golden bell, pure and perfect. Pure and perfect just like you.

Her fruit is so sweet and the words of her siren song are always true but plant her seed into your hearts garden, whether man or woman, leaves your soul broken on a beach of barren sand.

The angel, the simple spirit, a shy black spider teaches us Pride’s lesson. Beautiful, terrifying, and her gentle kisses deadly poison.

No man is Pride’s master. Dare to use her golden wings called Success and fly higher then every one else. With head held high, both pauper or king, will always fall on their face. Pride makes you a Fool.

When you fall from her grace, like Icarus, you do not get back up. She is no man’s to use. Every male who treads her web is left, like the angel shows us, a lifeless husk.

Only a strong and wise woman, like a sister spider, can tread her tangled web safely for a short time. A wise woman is never proud but she can use her pride to destroy doubt and insecurity and mend the broken spirit of the people she lead. For a wise woman knows, like the angel reminds any who disturb her by flashing a bright red hour glass, that it is only a matter of time before Pride will destroy you.
Human pride has destroyed every great civilization.
by Josh Josephson August 3, 2019
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dynamic prices

Noob:I hate the fact that the fucking flashbang is so expensive! What the hell happened?
veteran: Dynamic Prices, dude.
by dethklok November 21, 2006
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Prickley Price

When asking a hooker much it will cost to have kind of sex in a wheat/oat/barley field.

This usually costs more than one would think simply because being naked in a field results in massive pricks all over ones body.
Dude, I had to pay 200 bucks for a Prickley Price! It was so worth it though!
by Shugar Lips June 2, 2009
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