up shit creek without a paddle

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

puddle rabbit

an unattractive women.

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.

by Brett Erickson February 13, 2007

puddle of bitch

a way to describe a really sweaty female

I'm so sweaty, you know if you wring me out you could point to the floor and say look! puddle of bitch!

by carlamg June 12, 2007

Poodlears

n. (poodle-ears) (all one syllable)
To grow out one’s sideburns to the extent that they hang off your face like the ears of a poodle

Dude 1: "Man! yo' burns be hanging like them poodle's ears."

Dude 2: "that why them be called poodlears!"

Dude 1: "Hot damn!"

by Marshall and Michael February 17, 2008

Paddlepalooza

a conoe trip on a river that is bad ass

We went on a paddlepalooza along the st. croix river with the IT and Support departments

by Some Guy not from Plymouth May 13, 2008

piddle wank

The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.

"Dude, I'm so knackered I just had a piddle wank!"

"Bad luck dude...here's a tissue"

by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008