Planking

To lie down on your stomach on a surface with pointed toes and arm's straight beside you.

That was an awesome plank dude. Lets do some more planking.

by Leen.94 June 10, 2011

packing heat

The mostly accidental, but occasionally intentional act of pushing a fart so hard that you fill your pants up with a great load of fecal heat!

Justin tried to covertly fart in the corner of the room so as to avoid humiliation, but he ended up packing heat, and making things much worse.

by Dr. Kelly October 5, 2006

Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

pre-planking

an interactive sport where the "initiator" pushes the "planker" into a horizontal "plank-like" position. the game is finished when the "initiator" then fucks the "planker" while photographing the scenario.

did you see clarence totally pre-plank that neighborhood cat?

"pre-planking" claims the life of another suburban youth. timmy wedsworth was discovered after a fall from a fifty story building in what appears to be another "pre-planking" fatality.

by MILKFIXER June 12, 2011

Scat packing

When performing anal sex on your partner when they have diarrhea.

Last night I was scat packing my girl and we made a mess.

by Los vader November 29, 2022

Plicking

The act of jacking off and using a peanut butter sandwich, and then your dog coming and licking it all off, this all originated from American pie : the book of love.

Dario: hey bro I was totally plicking last night!!
Cody:that's nasty dudeeee!

by RL56 December 29, 2011