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Free To Play

A deceiving concept invented by gaming companies to trick people into spending copious amounts of money on binary digits that have no practical applications in the real world.

Of course free to play games are free to download, and free to play, however if you want to make any sort of progress in said game, or be on a comparable level to other players in said game, you need to spend real world money in the fantasy world game to have any sort of fun.

Oftentimes consumers spend more money on free to play games than the MSRP price of many retail games.

You know that the title is deceiving when Electronic Arts, a bunch of money grubbing whores, says that Free To Play games are the future of the industry.
Nerd 1: “Man, I cannot keep up with anyone else. I tried to loot that chest but some guy keeps hiding around the corner and killing me with one swing.”

Nerd 2: “Dude, just spend $5 on that one spell and teach him a lesson.”

Nerd 1: “Good idea, I mean, I only make minimum wage, but 45 minutes of working at my sucky job is totally worth the satisfaction that killing this guy is gonna bring in this virtual reality. Wait I thought you said it was 5 bucks? It’s 10 bucks!”

Video Game Industry: “I love Free to Play. Who would’ve thought ‘Free’ could be so profitable!?”
by Pseudobot19 February 24, 2013
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Platitudinous

used on Spongebob,
means lame or boring!
"Do your friends call you dull? How about Boring? Don't forget Platitudinous!"
by mpmTM May 22, 2009
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Rock Band Bass Player

Someone who's Extremely Talented at playing bass in a Rock Band.
Gavin's a Rock Band Bass Player & his music pierces your very soul with its deep, powerful sounds!
by Starchylde August 7, 2016
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office plankton

A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
He's just our office plankton, don't mind him...
by Arnonis July 1, 2014
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plot bunny

An idea for a story (usually used to refer to fanfic) that gnaws at the brain until written.
"I was up until 3 am last night, writing. I was just attacked by this Harry/Draco plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone."
by Tak, the Hideous New Girl December 29, 2003
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nice placement

An exclamation to proclaim the sighting of the preferred location of the nipple on a woman's breast.
Examples,
1) high, near the bra line
2) midpoint
3) to the sides
4) hanging down low
5) two mismatched areas
Opinions tend to vary and beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
1) Did you see her nipples through her sweater? Nice placement!
2) All placement is nice placement!
3) Oh, look at that...high and centered...nice placement!
by freedom boy June 17, 2009
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