Piss Up a Rope

A term used to express an unwillingness to engage in further conversation.

Jon: Hey Gary, are you going to get Mark that CD player?

Gary: Tell him to piss up a rope!

by The Boy Who Never Speaks November 3, 2011

Colombian Piss

After drinking one or more coffees in a given day, your piss begins to smell like coffee. The more coffee consumed, the more pungent the smell.

Roommate 1: Who's brewing coffee?
Roommate 2: Nobody. I was up all night studying.
Roommate 1: That's one Colombian piss.

by gary coleman009 October 1, 2009

I can only piss with the cock i've got

A British phrase used when someone isn't satisfied with something you do or offer, and that you can't do anything about.

Example/Situation

Barry is doing an extension on a house for someone with limited tools/workforce.

Dave: "Mate this is taking you forever"

Barry: "Alright! I can only piss with the cock i've got!"

by tomex June 15, 2008

Piss Mist

The steam/cloud of smoke released when urinating on an open fire. Some may find pleasure in inhaling said fumes.

(At a camp)
Person 1: Hey, let's put out the flames by peeing on them!
Person 2: Great idea! I'll start
(Person 2 begins to urinate on the fire)
Person 2: OH GOD! This Piss Mist is awesome!

by Fucking Batman April 12, 2009

Clydesdale Piss

A term for any AB or Bud beer product. Usually.. a clydesdale will drink Coors and piss Bud.

Give me a bottle of Clydesdale Piss please!

by D0c February 23, 2006

Piss Lord

A cocky, arrogant, douchebag monkeyprick who does whatever they please because they are simply better than everyone else.

"Dude, why did you just punch me in the face?"
F**k you, I'm a piss lord, I can do what I want.

by the mingo April 1, 2016

piss

An Australian colloquialism for any form of alcoholic beverage, namely beer

example 1: fuck bro let's get on the piss

example 2:
*arriving at a gatho*

guy 1: did you bring piss?

guy 2: oh god yeah i did

by #Matthewmania July 29, 2018